Every zodiac sign has its virtues and its blindspots. But some signs appear to have endured with wisdom by the universe, while other ones…. receive something else entirely and here comes the three signs that the stars in their cosmic hilarity have somehow made hilariously, charmingly, outrageously impractical.

#1 Pisces

Pisces live in their own beautiful fantasy world. However, the only problem is, they forget that they also live in the real world too. They will put in three hours figuring out how they want their life to be and forget that they have a meeting in five minutes. They are the friend who arrives at the airport on the wrong day and still act surprised. They have emotional depth that may not be matched and artistic soul that cannot be doubted, but you asked them to fill out a form, follow a routine or make a practical decision and you’ll see them dissolve like watercolours in the rain. Lovable, without a doubt. Reliable in a crisis? Let’s hope you never have to find out.

#2 Aries

Aries is fiercely, brave, widely ambitious, and blessed with the self awareness of a golden retriever running head first into a glass door. They act first and think, well, never. Aries will argue at length about a fact they are completely ignorant of, realise this mid argument and still refuse to back down. They will quit a job, open a business, and shut the business down all before lunch. Their lack of forethought is compensated by enthusiasm. The universe loves them for their audacity, but your sanity might not.

#3 Gemini

Gemini are too smart for their own good, or for yours. But intelligence and wisdom are two very different things and Gemini is more aware of that than everyone else, because they will tell you all about it while simultaneously making the worst decision of their life. Their mind changes so much that they confuse themselves. They’ll know everything about the thing they are researching and do the exact opposite of what the research says. A Gemini‘s brain is a browser with 47 times open, three of which are freezing, and they have lost track of which tab is playing music. Is it chaotic? Yes. Boring, never.

So, the final verdict? Calling any zodiac sign, dumb is more roast than reality since every sign’s weakness is just the shadow of their own strength. Pisces impracticality stems from its empathy. Aries recklessness is raw and unfiltered courage. Gemini chaos is the price of madness in his mind. The stars did not make any of us dumb. They made us human and humans, irrespective of their sign, are in an inherently and grossly, accidental way, dumb!

P.S: this blog is written in good humour and for entertainment only. Please don’t come at us, Scorpios.